Connect with sexy local conservatives now on RGA hotline

13 05 2009

Whoa whoa whoa now that is just waaaaay too much sexy all going on in one place.

Lick me.

SIGN UP NOW to “join a free telephone call with Governors Mark Sanford of South Carolina and Rick Perry of Texas to collaborate on our plan to fight for freedom and win America back.”

It also involves a lot of sweaty arms, somehow. HAWT!




One response

14 05 2009

Guvner Goodhair and Guvner Goodteeth all in one telephone call? Oh the awesome! Except, why are they using that newfangled “telephone” thingy when they could use good old-fashioned time-proven Republican technology, the telegraph and Morse code? Click click clack click … click clack… click click … click clack click click… oh the awesome!

Next up, the teabaggers realize that there’s communications technology newer than 300 baud modems and Commodore 64’s. Then we’ll *really* see the awesome, heh.

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