Stop. Just…. stop.

6 05 2009

Not fulfilled by teabagging alone? Good news! You can now join the “Big Stick Tea Party,” and send some random person in Utah your credit card number, for absolutely no reason! Hooray!

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

The Big Stick caucus will personally deliver teabaggers packages to Congress at the exact same time on the exact same day! Orgy!

I am running out of jokes.
For the low, low price of just $15, these folks will pretend to deliver a personalized teabag with YOUR NAME ON IT to both of your senators and your congressman! No wonder all you idiots are in foreclosure, jesus christ.

Seriously, just stop.

Of course, if the Big Stick isn’t your thing, there’s always fisting.




One response

7 05 2009

That is so full of awesome!

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