Crazy cowboy lady is crazy

5 05 2009

Well good news, Teabag Army, you now have an anthem that does not completely repudiate your entire message. Unfortunately it sounds kind of like Sarah McLachlan after way too much Franzia, but what do you do. It comes to you courtesy of tragically unsigned “recording artist” Lisa Mei Norton and her producer, “BigDawg.”

Because Teablogging is both cheap and technically inept, we cannot embed the audio player in this post, but believe us when we say it is worth 3:45 and a little bit of your sanity to click the image below and give this one a listen:

Even Gretchen Wilson hates you.

Lyrics and an extra prize after the jump.

Enemy Number One

They’re calling us Right Wing Extremists 
And they mock us on TV 
‘Cause we’re united to defend our Constitution 
And fight against tyranny 
We are proud, God-fearing Americans who cling to our faith and our guns 
So now they have the feds all watching us 
Like we’re enemy number one… 

Up ’til now I always thought our vets were real Patriots 
Who loved our country….with all their hearts 
They proudly wore the uniform, they fought and died on foreign shores 
When liberty called them to do their part. 

Now the Department of Homeland Security 
Has sounded the alarm 
Calling our vets a bigger threat than the terrorists 
Who want to do us harm 

They’re calling us Right Wing Extremists 
And they mock us on TV 
Cause we’re united to defend our Constitution 
And fight against tyranny 
We are proud, God-fearing conservatives who cling to our faith and our guns 
So now they have the feds all watching us 
Like we’re enemy number one… 

We tend to be pro-life all the way, we’re not ashamed to bow our heads to pray 
The first amendment gives us the right to speak our minds 
We don’t like how our money’s spent by politicians who seem bent 
On controlling everything in our lives. 

They’re even calling us rednecks and racists 
‘Cause we don?t like the policies 
Of our Nation’s first black president 
In our great history. 

They’re calling us Right Wing Extremists 
And they mock us on TV 
‘Cause we’re united to defend our Constitution 
And fight against tyranny 
We are proud, God-fearing daughters and sons who cling to our faith and our guns 
So now they have the feds all watching us 
Like we’re enemy number one… 

Through our faith in God, who we still trust 
America was born 
But freedom lost is forever gone 
Our founding fathers warned. 

They’re calling us Right Wing Extremists 
And they mock us on TV 
‘Cause we’re united to defend our Constitution 
And fight against tyranny 
We are proud, God-fearing Patriots who cling to our faith and our guns 
So now they have the feds all watching us 
Like we’re enemy number one… 

Yes now they have the feds all watching us 
Like we’re enemy number one… 

Yes now they have the feds all watching us 
Like we’re enemy number one… 

Take THAT, Janet Napolitano!

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3 responses

6 05 2009
Patton

Okay, that sucks harder than Sean Hannity’s vacuum (if you get my drift…), kthxbai.

6 05 2009
Patton

Also. I’m listening to some good music, as an antidote to those minutes of idiocy. Also.

7 05 2009
Blame America

Jeez, the right has the worst of everything. Truly the devil has the best music, and the right has this and the immortal “I’ve got a crush on Fred Thompson’s Politics”.

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