Townhall: Why Liberals Despise American Patriots

20 04 2009

Kevin McCullough, nationally syndicated host of “‘Xtreme’ blogger and author of “The Kind Of MAN Every Man SHOULD Be” wrote a column for “America’s #1 Conservative Web Site” about last week’s teabag-a-palooza, and wow is it a treat.

You can read the full, unadulterated column here, but really what’s the fun in that? Let’s read this piece of Very Important Journalism together!


Why Liberals Despise American Patriots
Kevin McCullough
Sunday, April 19, 2009

“Let’s be very honest about what this is about. It’s not about bashing democrats, it’s not about taxes, they have no idea what the Boston Tea Party was about. They don’t know their history at all. This is about hating a black man in the White House. This is racism straight up. That is nothing but a bunch of tea-bagging rednecks. And there is no way around that… They are now dependent upon immigrant bashing, and hating the black guy in the White House. Will people act on that? It’s not new, but Fox doesn’t mind fomenting it. Michelle Bachman doesn’t mind fomenting it. Glen [sic] Beck doesn’t mind fomenting it… but what have they got if they don’t have this?” ~Janeane Garaofalo, 4/16 MSNBC.

Note to Rupert Murdoch: Janeane Garofalo your d-lister on “24” needs to have her mouth washed out with soap, she should be spanked, and her parents should be called to take her home early today.

Translation: Know your place, woman!

She has slandered your broadcast network, doesn’t seem to understand the difference between your news operation and the entertainment company that writes her paycheck, and is perhaps one of the more vile human beings to ever call herself an American.

But enough with her best qualities.

Oh I see what you did there!

The angry and ignorant woman slandered the more than 1 million plus people

Or 262,025, according to nonpartisan research group FiveThirtyEight 

who took part in the planning of, the carrying out of, and the participation of the Tea Parties that have sent the message with clarity and boldness to Washington DC that the taxation and spending will stop. In addition to that she lies a lot.

A lot…

Of the Americans who gathered, made signs

Oh yes, they certainly made signs

and protested the new spending policies of both the current and previous administration, and additionally the new tax policies of the current one

which will reduce the tax burden on 95 percent of Americans

Garofalo brazenly stated, that such protests were racist.

Where would she have gotten that idea?!

Which certainly explains the large number of ethnicities present in the Tea Parties across the nation last Wednesday.

Because only white people can be racist.

Beyond that Garofalo continued with the sort of inexplicable obsessive commentary carried exclusively on MSNBC

Right. Nobody else picked up on the teabagging meme, at all.

that continually referred to the sexual act of dipping testicles into one’s mouth. The act, known as tea-bagging, was banter for MSNBC host Rachel Maddow–who seems to prefer women

Are you insinuating that Rachel Maddow might be a… lesbian?! BURN.

as well as the femininely challenged Garofalo among others.

Really? Did you check under her tail?

But liberal media and pop culture icons were not to be outdone by actual representatives elected to office in the People’s House. Nancy Pelosi labeled the grassroots that put the 2800+ rallies together as “astroturf.”

Or 750 rallies. Whatevs.

Illinois lawmaker Jan Shakowsky slandered the Chicagoans who participated (in addition to the rest of the nation) as “despicable” and “shameful.”

Actual Shaknowsky quote:

“It’s despicable that right-wing Republicans would attempt to cheapen a significant, honorable moment of American history with a shameful political stunt,” she added. “Not a single American household or business will be taxed at a higher rate this year. Made to look like a grassroots uprising, this is an Obama bashing party promoted by corporate interests, as well as Republican lobbyists and politicians.”

CNN and MSNBC attempted to pretend that the tea parties weren’t happening.

Which is why they covered them, at length: CNN coverage, MSNBC coverage

The White House lied to the American people saying the President was completely unaware of them.

Actually, Good Morning America anchor misreported that, and the wingnutosphere went, well, nuts with it. I can see how Kevin would get that confused.

And some elected officials who were the worst offenders, tried unpersuasive methods of labeling the tea party events as organized by Fox News, big corporate interests, or even most laughably the GOP.

No clue where they would have gotten that idea.

CNN was eventually labeled as irresponsible for not providing coverage of the events

Right. Except for, you know, all of this.

by Howard Kurtz as well as Lou Dobbs two of its leading voices.

So long as you expand the definition of “leading voices” to include anyone who works there.

On the actual day Fox News scored a ratings coup by leveraging 200,000 more viewers than all the rest of the cable news universe combined.

That’s just not true, at all. Only 550,000 off, though!

One last joke with the numbers, the AP and other national liberal media attempted to put the nationwide turnout at less than 250,000.

Pajamas Media (PJTV) was able to get “citizen cams” at only some of the events and had turn-out estimates from their coverage alone at more than 500,000. Yet PJTV was unable to cover even half the total number of 2800+ events that were organized.

Probably because about 2,200 of those events didn’t actually exist.

And before the day had been completed, new dates for additional tea parties had begun being planned.

Of course they did.

The next most immediate one taking place on April 20th at Bowling Green State University in Ohio – 3-6pm. Another national tea party day has been moved into the works for July 4th, and additional action is being spoken of for September 12th.

So what has Democratic party leaders, the President of the United States, liberal congressional power brokers, two failed Air-America man hating talk show hosts

I am speechless. I am literally without speech.

and the national liberal media so bent out of shape?

The fact that they can’t do anything to stop it…
Americans began taking their nation back from bad policies in both political parties this last week. How were they rewarded for it? With veiled threats and intimidations from Janet Napolitano and the armed goons she now commands! Accusing, then not apologizing, and then accusing again gun owners, pro-life people of faith, the 80% of Americans that believe marriage should not be redefined, and even our returning service men and women from Iraq and Afghanistan as “potential terrorists”, the party in power wishes to silence the opposition.

That report was commissioned and conducted by the Bush Administration, actually.

Those who organized, not from corporate board rooms, or Fox News studios,

And certainly not at Clear Channel!

but in living rooms, church basements, and local high school gyms, the events of the tea parties to date have reminded all Americans that while we may be a troubled nation and not what we once were


we certainly are under no compulsion to become what this diabolical dagger society of the progressive left wishes us to become.

Diabolical Dagger Society would be a great band name.

Out of all of this has emerged a denunciation of both Republican and Democrat elected leaders.

But, uh, mostly the Democrats

In the streets Democrats and Republicans walked arm in arm speaking out, holding signs, and telling the radical federal government, “It stops now.”

The panic on the left is real.

I am drinking a Xanax daiquiri as I type.

The television ratings, the organized attempts to systematically under report the turn out, and the down right vulgar and dishonest lies from people like Garofalo tell it all.

Keep at it America. We are not slaves to their leftist vision of what America would become.

Did we mention LESBIANS?!

Just keep in mind that the more we win on substance the more they will scream like stuck pigs.

Then again some pulled pork on July 4th does sound mighty tasty!

Journalism, fuck yeah!




4 responses

20 04 2009

Mmm…pulled pork. I like how that sounds. This crap is red meat to the lonely masturbators who read townhall. They’d better get out their feces & Guns ‘n’ Ammo, cuz this stuff is gonna give them a big stiffie.

Rachel Maddow…lesbian? You don’t say. Now why would he put this in his screed. I can’t imagine.

And while he might not have said it, I’m sure President Obama thought “huh, tea parties, whatever. I won bitches.”

23 04 2009

Funny, but actually this is about hating a black man in the White House. This is racism straight up. That is nothing but a bunch of tea-bagging rednecks. And there is no way around that… They are now dependent upon immigrant bashing, and hating the black guy in the White House

23 04 2009

No question, as that ‘unedited’ video on Wonkette showed yesterday. The cameraman seems like an a-hole for going straight to the racism card, yet the next words out of the guy’s mouth is “slavery.”

i have to say this comforts me in a strange way. If this is all they have I don’t see them becoming a coherent opposition any time soon.

23 04 2009

Agreed. Am thinking of changing the tagline on this blog to “Giving them just enough rope to hang themselves. And a shotgun.”

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: