Adventures on GodTube

18 12 2008

Found this little gem on GodTube this morning, apparently it and it’s attending paraphernalia are popular among the Christian set, much like Footprints.

girls are like apples on trees.
the best ones are at the top of the tree.
the boys don’t want to reach for the good ones
because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
instead, they just get rotten apples from the ground that arent so good but easy
so the apples at the think that somethings wrong with them
when in reality they are amazing.
they just have to wait for the right boy to come along
the one who’s brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Perhaps I’m just a bitter rotten whore apple, but things sound pretty self-righteous at the top of the tree.




7 responses

18 12 2008

That’s one of those types of posts that you kind of say, “Father, forgive them for they know not what they do.” Sigh.

18 12 2008
Donna Cook

well, not all of the Christian set subscribe to such balderdash, some of us are too busy doing other stuff to worry about where the apples are on the tree, which incidently are all made by God, some are good for pies, some for eating off the tree and others make some dandy apple cider…..a little fementing is a good thing.

18 12 2008
Donna Cook

welll a little good spelling would be a good thing too,

that would be fermenting….duh…but we are all preforgiven, even for spelling in my book.

18 12 2008

Apples are also good if you eat one, preferably a honey crisp, then take the core and stuff it in a certain cavity…after you take out the seeds of course, cuz they are toxic.

18 12 2008

I rather like the Footprints one better. That one actually comes across as kind of touching. This one… it’s just stupid. Especially when you take into account the biblical stigma surrounding women and apple trees (which was mistranslated as an apple tree; the Tree of Knowledge in the Garden of Eden was actually a fig tree, but that’s neither here nor there).

19 12 2008

I just love that you have the need for a “Rotten Whore Apples” tag. You never know when that might pop up again!

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